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- Nazis Constructing Super Weapons
- Camp Commander Plans New Quarry
- Victory In Asia!
- General Awards Local Asylum Director
- Armed Lunatics Escape Maławieś Asylum!
- Benevolent Liberators Guard China's Borders
- Art Dealer Arrested
- Dr. Oliwa's Miracle Retreat - A Family Business
- Triumph In The East!
- Our Government Cooperated With The Nazis
- Moscow In Flames
- America Loses Naval Supremacy
- Regime Crosses The Atlantic!
- Last Light In England
- America Rises From The Ashes
- America Surrenders
- Mold Infestation In Berlin
- Finally! The British Tyranny Comes To An End
- Royal Air Force Down But Not Out!
- Mystery Man Rescued By Maławieś Fishermen
- Editorial: Germany Has Betrayed Us!
- What Happened To The Maławieś Serial Killer?
- The Liberation Of America Has Begun
- Japan Pushed Back - Another Threat Approaches
- Paris Is Being Cleansed From “Undesirables'
- Atomic Bomb Hits America
- The Reds Surrender